Sunday, November 6, 2016

Artisan Dice

How much do you think a set of Mammoth Ivory dice run for?

Clicking the hyperlink is cheating. Check out the answer after the Jump. Jump for pics too.

Friday, November 4, 2016

Clockworks & Constructs - Sarcastic Owl Productions

Dungeons and Dragons Done Canada Style

Sarcastic Owl Production

  Watch live video from SarcasticOwlProductions on
These guys are streaming right now. Pretty damn cool.

Monday -Tuesday - 6pm EST No Control Wednesday - Thursday - 6pm EST Dysfunctional Party Friday - 6pm EST Clockwork & Constructs Saturday - Sunday -

Unfortunately most of their streaming times don't work very well for me, but I'll be hosting them in my channel from here on out, so you can catch them at my channel as well as theirs.

If I could make any comments, I'd say they could use a soundtrack and a sound check. For some reason I was getting some bad echo over my headset. Regardless, more D&D cannot be a bad thing. Cheers guys. 

I look forward to seeing more of the show.

Heroes & Halfwits: Episode 12

Ryan, the 'Bane' of Drow

Published on Aug 26, 2016

Heroes and Halfwits Gus, Geoff, Griffon, Ryan, Michael, and Dungeon Master Frank decide that looking cool and working together will defeat the cave dwellers. If they can stay alive.

[Tune in after the jump for my take on episode 12 - Spoilers]

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Heroes & Halfwits: Episode 11

The Heroes Go Full Godfather

Published on Aug 19, 2016

Heroes and Halfwits Gus, Geoff, Griffon, Ryan, Michael, Jeremy and Dungeon Master Frank listen to songs, drink poison, and some how come together to battle a new creature.

There may be dick sucking in this episode... [Spoilers and thoughts after the jump]

Monday, October 31, 2016

Heroes & Halfwits: Episode Ten

Is it all just an illusion?

Published on Aug 12, 2016
Follow our Heroes and Halfwits Gus, Geoff, Griffon, Ryan, Michael, Jeremy and Dungeon Master Frank as they take on the Drow with new spells…and outfits.

Check out my take on the episode after the jump [SPOILERS]

Zombie FNM - Who's the Lucky Winner??

I was either a young Kingpin with hair, or House MD.

Pretty slick costume huh?
On Friday 10/28, SoCal games in Temecula held their Zombie FNM. Entrance to the tournament was free with a costume. They also held a raffle - every $10 you spent in the store earned you a raffle ticket, plus if you showed up in costume that was another one. The prize for this raffle: five of the zombie planeswalker cards from Comic-con this year. That's quite a prize if you ask me. I wanted to win one of those suckers. I was filled with determination.

Sunday, October 30, 2016

Wednesday Night Dungeons and Dragons Pt. 2 - Did the Demon Lord Cometh?

Yea. He came. He came alright.

So, in my last post about our Wednesday night Dungeons and Dragons game I showed off the new legendary equipment that my Dungeon Master most graciously equipped for me. I was ready, with my new Kung Fu skills to do some serious damage in our adventure this week. Having tanked a Draco-lich last week, I was all ready to bust some heads. This week, we continued our journey from where we left off, walking down a long, straight tunnel filled with Dwarf statues, on our way into the Underdark. Soon, we found ourselves at Darklake.

It would be rather beautiful if it weren't so dangerous.

Heroes & Halfwits: Episode Nine

“Peace gentle bird people”

Published on Aug 5, 2016
Just how dark can a cave get? Our heroes are about to find out! Follow our Heroes and Halfwits Gus, Geoff, Griffon, Ryan, Michael and Dungeon Master Frank

Find out my few thoughts after the jump [Spoilers].

Saturday, October 29, 2016

Common Side-Effects of Imperfect Potions for the RPG Blogger Carnival

If regeneration effect lasts more than four hours please contact your local cleric.

Did you ever think about what happens when an Alchemist doesn't brew that potion just right? Maybe his or her measurements were just a tad off. Sure, the potion looks and smells exactly right, but maybe it's just a little off. Maybe, just maybe, the potion you're drinking might have some nasty side effects. Everyone knows that the side effects of the medicine may often be worse than the disease. Recently we saw the return of Skryim to the video gaming scene. It's one of my all-time favorite games, in fact it's the only game I've ever gotten 100% completion on. It took about 250 hours to accomplish that, but then they came out with bloody DLC. As I went on this little trip down memory lane I recalled some of the good times that I had making potions. The system for crafting potions in Skyrim is quite fascinating and I think Dungeons and Dragons could learn a lot from it. Here's a nifty little guide to potions and alchemy in Skyrim for those who aren't educated in such things (I don't have the lists memorized or anything, because that would be creepy).

Perhaps you can surmise the topic of this month's RPG Blogger's Carnival. I used to participate in the event pretty regularly way back when. I thought to myself the other day, I wonder if that's still going on; it sure was! What better way to get back to the RPG Blogging world than to throw in my two cents for this month's carnival as well. Get my take on the subject after the jump.

Heroes & Halfwits: Episode Eight

It’s a battle against the gooey cube. 

Follow our Heroes and Halfwits Gus, Geoff, Griffon, Ryan, Michael and Dungeon Master Frank in and out of hidden rooms in the cave. 

Get my review of the episode after the jump [Spoilers]