In Which Our Hero Just Can't Get Enough
“The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men Often Go Astray.” Story of my life.
Gather round children as I tell a tale of frightening woe.
It’s a tale of ugliness and shocking revelations. It’s the grand story of plans
that went horribly, horribly wrong. In short, I’m going to describe to you how
all of my grand life schemes went sour and I disappeared from the internet for the
last 5 years.
